Doing a lot of work in Photoshop today, so I decided to break in my new shoes that Hairy bought me in Milan (god that sounds pretentious!!!).

We had a free day in Florence, so we decided to hop on a train for two hours to see if we might check out The Last Supper in Milan. However, the church/tour was booked 3 weeks ahead!! So we just decided to wander around a little bit.

We ran into this little shoe store called Les Lolitas that I really loved. I should have gotten more than one pair! Oh well! They are kind of like little old lady shoes because the heel kinda looks funky, but they are really comfy and breaking in really quickly, which is awesome. I can never find shoes because I have duck feet: fat and wide in the front, and narrow in the heel. This is why I wear a lot of chunky maryjane-ish shoes: to accommodate my chubby fronts! I don’t know from shoes or whether or not these are well made. I guess we’ll see!!

It is kinda gloomy in the loft today, so I went on the patio to take some pictures. I really love our green mossy stuff, but Hairy and I are really itching to get rid of the rock “garden” that came with the place when we moved in, because Bunny keeps pooing in it and I think it’s kind of an eyesore.

Anyway, if you are ever shopping in Milan, you also have to go to the store Love Therapy! I did not buy anything in there but I was lusting over everything, espesh a pair of golden, open-toed platform wedgies!!! They did not have my size, tho.

Soon after looking around, I had a super stomach explosion and we ducked a small camera crew who asked us to say “HELLO, DOCTOR!” for TV so I could find a bathroom!!! HAHA.

It was super duper hot in Milan, and I wasn’t feeling well, so we got on the train back to Florence, and then had a very yummy dinner at a rando cafe that gave us free prosecco when we sat down, and also left a free bottle of Limoncello for us after dinner. Hairy drank all my alcohol since I had yuck-tum and then he fell off a curb while we walked back to the hotel and I made fun of him.

Anyhoos, maybe I’ll start sorting all the pics and vids from the trip tonight. Or not. I am super busy with Twinkie Chan work, so we’ll see how fast I can move.

Right now I have to try and pick up our mail from the post office and mail off a baby turnip scarf! I hope they have our mail! I think they kinda screwed up on our last trip!

Convo with Bibi from Twinkie Chan on Vimeo.

Sometimes it happens. When you have dogs, they chew up stuff. I think they were after the radish’s eyeballs. This radish already had its green stems and leaves and everything, but all the dogs wanted WERE THE EYES!!!

This radish was supposed to be for a commission. Oy!

Luckily, Marissa sent me an extra radish head, so I performed a stem and leaf transplant.

The patient seemed ok with his new prosthetic!

If I were Howie, I would have bought scrubs, and some operating tools, and would have had a really exciting ER-style movie about emergency veggie surgery!! But sadly, I am me, and I’m lazy. All you got were these sad snaps.

At least the patient is upright and alert.

Obvs, the donor from the first pic is looking a bit busted, but, you can’t save them all. You just can’t save them all!!!!! *facepalm*