So on Friday night, Hairy and I drove down to Anaheim to go to Disneyland. We were supposed to meet up with a bunch of peeps in Tacky/Ugly Xmas Sweaters, but due to unforseen circumstances, we ended up being the only ones who went! We still wore out sweaters anyway. Initially I bought a really ugly red knit vest thing to decorate, but then I thought I would be cold in a vest (weather.com predicted 40 degrees in the evening) so I opted instead for a spare hoodie and turned it into a horrible gingerbread house about 15 minutes before we hit the road. I was quite proud of my creation of ugliness (the lady at the churro stand thought it was pretty….heheh), and Hairy said it was even still “cool” because it was American Apparel. This is why we are going to market Ugly Xmas Hoodies for Scenesters next year. HAH.
So before we entered Disneyland, we got some breakfy (um, at like 2 pm) at a bakery. This is when we started experimenting with our new camera, which has, SMILE RECOGNITION!!!
And then Hairy spilled OJ on his crotchal regions.
Here is Hairy doing his Fashionable Male pose in his ugly Xmas cardigan. He fell in love instantly with this gem on eBay while I kept struggling with being able to find something perfectly distasteful.
The one thing we ALWAYS do upon first entering the park, is to eat a corn dog from the best corn dog stand EVER!!!!!! (yes, I know we had just eaten breakfy, but we cannot deny the power of the corn dog, plus we share, so it’s not SO bad, right?)
Unnecessary close up:
I ate that doughy nub! I showed it the business!! But there are no pics of that because I am a lady.
Here’s us around Thunder Mountain Railroad. There is actually video of us on the ride, but I seem to have lost all the video files somewhere……ooops.
Fast forward to night time:
One fun thing we did was take pics in a photo booth that puts different hair on your head.
This is Hairy waiting for his magical pics to print out.
And then I went, too:
Hairy’s turned out REALLLLLLY GOOD!!!! He would make a beautiful bride for some lucky man. I had to coach him a little during the picture-taking process. I was like, “Now you’re MAD! Now you’re DISGUSTED!”
Mine turned out lame, because I’m a ree-ree and put my face too close to the camera.
After going to Disneyland, we went to Canter’s Deli. Every time I go to a Jewish deli, I order the stuffed cabbage. I <3 CABBAGES!!! I also got a small bowl of matzah ball soup, and Hairy got a reuben. I didn't really take pics because I was too embarrassed to appear touristy.... The next day, we tooled around L.A. for a little bit before driving home. We had brunch at Mani’s Bakery which is supposed to be all healthy and stuff. I bought these GIANT sandwich cookies that reminded me of hamburgers. Apparently they don’t use any refined sugar at the bakery, and only alternatives like cane syrup or fruit juice reductions. We’re healthy fatties!
Afterward, Hairy decided we should stop at the La Brea Tarpits since we were right there. I’ve driven by this MANY times while in LA and have never stopped before! The tar is really bubbly and farty.
I wanted to take a picture with both of us AND the fake floating elephant and we didn’t do very well….
Then we drove to Melrose. We visited Jamie at Japan La and bought SOMEONE a little sumthin sumthin (think I’m saving it as a bday present), stopped by Munky King, and also checked out Tarina Tarantino, Johnny Cupcakes, and Paul Frank.
Before leaving LA, we stopped by Pink Berry. I always get an original tart with strawberries. We have been going to various other self-serve fro yo places like Yogurt World and Yogurt Land, but, after re-visiting the Pink Berry, I have to say that Pink Berry still rules supreme in the Flavor War. It’s really creamy. End of story.
Now it’s time to finish up making Xmas presents!!!! I am making a cool tissue cozy for my mom, and also making and baking some goodies tonight and tomorrow!
