Seriously, check out this Pizza Dress on eBay.

Fo realies?

Am I alone in thinking this is pretty hideous? Like, it’s cool that exists, but I don’t want to walk around feeling like a commercial for Buca di Beppo or Little Caesar’s.

Marcus Schenkenberg……….Tyson Beckford…………..Mark Vanderloo

The fashion world awaits its next male superstar.

Strength. Style.

Versatility. Virility.

Charisma. Magnetism. Umami.

I have the rare opportunity to bring you a video snapshot of a male supermodel’s physical evolution, as the span of his career reaches its jaw-dropping apex.

Hairy for ShanaLogic.com brings you: RENEGADE.

The next 60 seconds will change your life.

(sorry the quality is so crappy. i’m trying to upload full quality to my site, but it’s taking eons. also you may want to let it load all the way first because if it breaks and buffers all the music will not be synced up!)

1. Awesome flowery hair thing by CutieDynamite on Etsy.

2. Plunge cocktail dress at Sodafine.com

3. Pannier Skirt by Freyagushi on Etsy.

4. Sweet Key Caps from ModCloth.com

5. Blue Raincoat, PersephoneVintage at Etsy. I love this coat. I love this color. But it’s too small for me.

6. Hell Yes Tiger Cameo Brooch by ModelCitizen on Etsy. Her drawings and accessories are really cool. Check it out!

7. Cute egg-shaped mini bowls from Target. I bought the blue one and the yellow one in the store. They are super adorable and right now they are on my craft table, holding sead beads!

8. Blue Faux Fishnet Knee Socks from Sock Dreams. I would have had these a few months ago, but I think I entered my credit card info wrong and it didn’t go through, so I took it as a sign that I should not buy new socks right now!

I didn’t really intend to make a WIWT post. Really I just wanted to show you guys the awesome hair bow I just got from CutieDynamite. I am building up a Fun Stuff Round Up, and I’ll probably mention her again! The tee is JohnnyCupcakes.

Today I focused on taking product photos for ShanaLogic.com so I actually ended up wearing all kinds of stuff today….but you’ll have to wait until she puts it all up on her site. My crafty bench doubled as my styling bench today, as I put together little t-shirt/accessory ensembles.

I was shocked and appalled to check the viewfinder on my camera to discover that my BELLY POOCH was VERY VISIBLE whilst modeling a white t-shirt. I proceeded to use the wrinkles in the shirt to cover it up. Am I bloated today or what?! Remember to go #1 and #2 before taking pics of yourself…..

Today would have been a good day to have an assistant, as he/she could have helped me pick up Bunny’s pile of PUKE she ejected while I was taking photos!

Anyway, I am going to look thru and edit the photos now. Hairy will be in some, too 😛

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Here is an applique hoodie I worked on for a very cool kiddo down in LA. I had a ton of fun doing this! I used 100% wool, washable fabric glue, and hand stitched around everything. I used little beads for the popcorn eyeballs, but if/when I make another one, I think I want to use Swarovskis instead.

Next up is Cooking with Hairy: Chawan Mushi!

If you want the recipe, check out Hairy’s blog entry.

I also have the nutburger recipe for anyone interested.

In a Food Processor or Blender

Chop Equal Amounts

Peanuts, Almonds, Pecans, (Or any nut combo)

Sesame Seeds, Pine Nuts, Pumpkin Seeds (Whichever you prefer)

The above choices are optional and depend on your tastes

Add:

Carrots
Garlic Cloves
Bread Crumbs or Panko
Cumin
Salt
Pepper
Coriander Powder (Optional)
Mustard Powder (Optional)
Paprika (Optional)
Fresh Sage (OPtional)
Basically any spice/ herb combo you like.

While chopping in Food Processor add a small amount of olive oil. This will help things bind. The nuts are oily as well so not too much.

When finished you should have a rough paste, not a liquid.

Form into, well, burger looking things.

On the stove. Heat a small amount of oil on a med-HI flame. Sear both sides until well browned. Drop the heat to a low flame to cook the inside.

Or,

Place burgers in an oven at 325 for about 5 -10 minute to cook the inside.

Viola.

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